Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Goodbye Summer

Today, summer officially ended. On the last Redhawks homestand on my last day off, Charissa and I went to what is likely our last baseball game of the year. The REedhawks hold a slim lead over the dicivision and are likely playoff bound but I doubt that we'll get to go to any games. Tonight the Redhawks set a single season attendance record which will continue to gro until the homestand ends next Monday.

With a five run third inning, the Redhawks win 5-3 preserving a 1/2 game lead over Albuquerque. Not bad considering our starting pitcher, Ricardo Rodriguez who is on a rehab assignment from the Rangers, only lasted three pitches (1 ball, 2 strikes). Anyway, in honor of the end of baseball, we brought the camera and snaps some pics. Here they are for you.


Our guy goes down looking. I snapped the picture hoping he'd swing. We have a similar picture that Charissa took with the same result. Batter took a called strike...

Pre-game walk on the canal.

The Ballpark sign after the game. Goodbye until next spring our lady. Atleast I don't have to look at the statue of Mickey Mantle in his ugly Yankee uniform for the rest of the year.

Monday, August 29, 2005

Fox Watch

Recent Quotes from commercials for our local Fox Network:

They work at your companies, they shop where you stop, they go to the same schools. The only thing is, they don't belong here...


The next day:

What's the official language of the United States? How 'bout anything you want. Why English is getting lost in translation.


It's important that the country start thinking about illegal immigration. It's important that the government start to work harder on suppressing illegal immigration. However, do these two quotes sound alarmist and a tad racist?

It's one thing to say that these immigrants aren't here legally and it's one thing to say that the issue needs to be addresses. It's another thing to say that these people don't belong here. Have we forgotten what this country is about. Have we forgotten the inscription, "Bring me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breath free."

It's hard for me to reconcile my opinion on the first quote, because I agree with the concept that illegal immigration should be handled, I just didn't like the way it was said. It's hard for me to reconcile, until I here the second quote.

This is the point that the conversation goes from slightly reckless verbiage to outright snooty white guy. It carries the implication that America is apple pie, baseball and English and anything else shall not enter our hollowed ground, sanctified by the blood of patriots.

Perhaps, Fox, is it possible that America is bigger than English. That it's bigger than the white middle class SUV driving members of the two major parties? Do you think that it was a sad oversight by the Founding Fathers not to name English as our official language? Or could it be that the Fathers with great purpose and forethought left the nation open to invite those who may not speak our great American Language (strangely named after a different country...)

I recently heard my favorite argument for mandatory English to all who aspire to be Americans. I was told, "all languages that have not been unified by language have fallen." Lest we forget, all nations is the history of the world have fallen.

This is a classic Aristotelian Fallacy. "Nations A and B did not have a unified language. Nations A and B fell. Therefore, Nations A and B fell because they did not have a unified language." This is a faulty syllogism. It fails to consider that Nations C, D and E also fell though they did have unified languages.

Oops, I'm ranting. The lesson for my local Fox affiliate is that regardless of what you think Uncle Sam would say, People who don't speak English are not necessarily subversive. The Fathers wanted an open country so that the Irish could come and work and the Chinese could come and mine (even though they didn't speak English).

Now, modern world what it is, it is important to secure our borders because we have enemies. However "Americans" must be diligent not to have a blanket distrust all peoples with olive skin and a funky language.

I shall leave you with a quote that my wife heard in the great modern symposium that is Wal-Mart from the great American thinker that is a fat, toothless woman.

[dropping her bags on the floor]"Honestly, do they have to saddle right up to you and babble incoherently!?"

Saturday, August 20, 2005

Because your girfriend is jealous that your wife gets all the presents.

This story from MSNBC is amusing if also slightly disturbing. Cathy Gallagher has cornered an open business niche by creating cards for adulterers.

Robert Butterworth predicts what will become a good play someday:
"I can see trouble ahead," he said. "This will be a boon for marriage therapists all across the nation, because [the cards] are going to wind up in the wrong hands. They're going to go to the wrong address, and they're not going to self-destruct."

Saturday, August 13, 2005

My Storm Damage


Stately, it once stood in the Spruill's front lawn
It seemed so full of majesty and brawn
But then came a storm it could not defeat.
And now it lies dying
In the Spruill's cold street.

Friday, August 05, 2005

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Jeff Vs. Pond Monster

The wife and I finally got tired of the malaria farm in the back yard, so we decided to empty and clean out the garden pond in our back yard. Here's some pics to bring you in on the experience.


Here is me in the mud hole that was once a nasty nast pond.


Me holding the terrible alien beast that was swimming at the bottom of the pond.



Voila! Here is the finished for now product. We still have lots of winter projects to do, such as replacing the ugly woodchips with pebbles, and some other stuff to un-whitetrash our yard.

Monday, August 01, 2005

Drape Your Hearts

On July 31, Officer Larry Cantrell of the Supulpa Police Department was killed in the line of duty in an automobile accident.

Officer Cantrell was responding to a crime on progress with lights and sirens when a car pulled in front of him and he swerved to miss it. His car flipped and struck a culvert.

Tragically, his father who was ona a ride-a-long was also killed in the accident.

Please let this family invade your thoughts and please, pay attention out there.