Because your girfriend is jealous that your wife gets all the presents.

This story from MSNBC is amusing if also slightly disturbing. Cathy Gallagher has cornered an open business niche by creating cards for adulterers.

Robert Butterworth predicts what will become a good play someday:

"I can see trouble ahead," he said. "This will be a boon for marriage therapists all across the nation, because [the cards] are going to wind up in the wrong hands. They're going to go to the wrong address, and they're not going to self-destruct."