Happy Halloween!

For your enjoyment and to lighten the mood, here are a couple pics from our church Halloween deal:


My wife pitches game six of the 2004 ALCS.


Frank, also known as The Cat in the Hat and his thangs.

Sgt Jon Dragus. Killed in the Line of Duty. October 20, 2005.

For those who have not received an e-mail from me. Please keep the Dragus family as well as the Oklahoma City Police Department in your prayers.

Sgt Jonathan Dragus was involved in an accident 3:00 AM when he was involved in an accident while pursuing a stolen motorcycle. He died shortly after 11:00 AM.

He is survived by his wife, eight year old daughter and five month old son. He was an exemplary officer and we in the OCPD family are hurting very deeply.

The driver of the motorcycle spent about 19 hours on the lamb before turning himself in just before 10:00 PM on Oct 20.

Prayers please and God speed the return of our Lord so that we may see all those we've lost again.

Ridiculous "Bible" tract of the week

Though I haven't posted one of these on months, here is the ridiculous bible tract of the week, formerly known as the "Chick Bible tract of the week."

*The name has been changed because this ons is not from Chick.

Replacing the Sox Blog

I am replacing my Red Sox blog with a more general baseball blog. I will shift focus to include lots of local baseball stuff from Oklahoma. This is an attempt to raise my readership from zero to one.

The new site is called Red Dirt, Navy Cap.

There's not much there, but there's some World Series Baseball to be played and the off season haggling for players starts, which is the most interesting time for controversy hungry bloggers.

Google Bomb of the Day

Type the word failure into Google and see what pops up. The top two are sooooo apropos.

The French Hate the Smurfs

Well, I don't speak French so I don't know what it really says, but I'll bet this Unicef Commercial mocks us somehow.

Having bombed more than one Smurf village, I can tell you from experience that this clip is obviously not actually footage. In all the bombings I've done, the smurfs have never scurried around like that. They are always very quickly in the nearest house and not a soul is to be seen until hours after the bombing campaign had ended.

This is because, after 1947, building codes required all smurf cottages to have a re-enforced mushroom roof and a bomb shelter, due to their protracted war against the Nation of Evil Scientists Wearing Black Smocks.

This clip is fake and it's just one more piece anti-American propaganda from UNICEF. Our war against the smurfs, or as we called them "the blue smears" is just and legal

Existentialist Writer's Quote of the Day

I found a play that I worked on (and wrote the first act of) a couple of years ago. I started it in probably 2002 and messed with it from time to time until I became a police officer, after which the play has set in a tray and is no longer even on my hard drive. Anyway, the first or secong time I revised it, I wrote a note on the front cover of the play which I think is kinda funny, looking at it a couple years after I wrote it and I thought I'd share with you and insight into my writing style. It says simply this:

Make David real bad. Kill him in the end.

Hope you liked it.